Ngga don’t care nothing bout what his wife said last night LMFAOOOOO

I think if March 2019 me and March 2026 me sat in a room, they wouldn't believe each other.

The way the cats just sit here waiting for him to wake up is so funny

"How do you know about that?" You told me.

this & watching couples fight in the parking lot >>>

I wasn’t raised by weak women. Mentally unstable? Yes. Weak? Absolutely not.

Our nose rings are going to be our generations version of the aunties with the one gold tooth.

No deadass

They could live down the street and you will still never see them

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

y'all want a boyfriend for EVERYTHING bruh. take your lil siblings to the pumpkin patch, facetime your grandparents, make your mom a spooky basket, travel somewhere with a friend, go out to eat w your family, fuck

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry.

how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is

When we were kids we were watching a popular kids cartoon. He came in the room and said that what we were watching was the most disgusting thing he’d ever seen in his life. It was CATDOG. My dad absolutely hates CATDOG.

may 1, friday...