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#1stCartoonCrush 🏈🏈🏈🏈

It’s summer vacation, and you know what that means:

I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you 😈

Happy birthday Arnold Shortman! You beautiful love God-.... I mean, ANNOYING FOOTBALL HEAD!! *whispers* I love youuuuu

This meme will never NOT be funny 😆

I wonder what I should get Arnold for Christmas this year? 🤔 normally I would say a knuckle sandwich, but I don’t think he’d appreciate that... Maybe a wedgie?

Is it technically illegal to rummage through your significant others belongings in hopes of finding a keepsake for your love shrine?... I’m asking for a friend. 👀

To those of you asking, it’s my birthday today and no, I’m not turning 12 years old. If I aged like all of you “normal” weirdos out there I would be 33 years old... Let that one sink in.

Has everyone seen the “love letter” I wrote to Helga G. Pataki 🎀? 😋🥰

REUNITED! 😚❤️ Arnold Shortman

When you haven’t tweeted since June

Happy birthday Arnold Shortman! 😘

The amount of “ARE YOU DEAD!?” tweets I’ve gotten lately are laughable. NOBODY KILLS HELGA PATAKI!

Fan Fiction me with the ladies vs real me 🤣

Happy birthday Arnold Shortman! You little football headed freak 🥳❤️

Election Day is tomorrow. You know who you’re REALLY voting for. President Pataki at your service 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

The almighty one has spoken. 😂

MY EYES.

Happy birthday Arnold Shortman! 🥊😘