To those who have been asking: no, Helga G. Pataki 🎀 didn’t “lock me in her love dungeon” 🤣 I’ve just been busy!!

My girlfriend, ladies and gentleman! No need to be jealous 😆

This meme will never NOT be funny 😆

Happy Valentine’s Day, my fair señorita Helga G. Pataki 🎀 😘

Wait.... WHAT?

Happy birthday Helga G. Pataki 🎀!! 😙❤️

I know at least ONE person who would read this magazine 😆

Helga isn’t taking quarantine very well. This morning I woke up with her sprawled face down on my glass ceiling... just... WATCHING. 👀

Has everyone seen the “love letter” I wrote to Helga G. Pataki 🎀? 😋🥰

I’ll see you on Saturday Helga G. Pataki 🎀!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Who knew so many people were invested in my relationship with Helga G. Pataki 🎀!? 👀😂

Forever my valentine, Helga G. Pataki 🎀 🥰

Happy birthday Helga G. Pataki 🎀! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Fan Fiction me with the ladies vs real me 🤣

I kinda look like I’m ready to listen to some My Chemical Romance. 🫣🖤

Election Day is tomorrow. You know who you’re REALLY voting for. President Pataki at your service 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

Happy Valentine’s Day Helga G. Pataki 🎀 🥰

MY EYES.

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