On the water with @geholzberg, jmatthewmartin, and some (sleepy) pups

Five years on. I still hate Diet Coke. I still struggled through. I hope that he is tickled, from that great beyond, that he is irking me in death as much as he did in life. Sleep well, dear friend.

People often mess up hearsay but the rule is easy.

Hearsay is whatever your trial judge thinks it is.

In peak Us activity, Clarke Martin and I are at our horse’s birthday party.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

- Cicadas right now

Saturday.

Oh, the joys of spring.

Carolina Baseball

Notwithstanding the blatant Hubert erasure, how tf does one become a 'former alumn[us]' of an institution??

Being looked at like a madman by Clarke Martin because I thought it was reasonable to meet a friend for a drink at 9:45pm at the age of 28. She may yet be right.

Detective: Thefts of geese from the local park have continued. Who wants to look at the report?
Me: I'll take a gander
Detective: *eyes me suspiciously*

'and Jesus of Nazareth, who did NOT stay dead!'

This is why the French famously call Paris 'the Carrboro of France'

🧹🧹🧹

The SCREAM that I SCRUMPT

Whatever the problems with life at the bar, being able to give voice to the voiceless or help those whose voice is unheard to roar their message loud and clear is the greatest privilege I know & I am deeply honoured by those who trust me with helping them. 🙏

Robert Badinter, a French lawyer and former justice minister who led the fight to abolish the death penalty in France and became one of the country’s most respected intellectual figures, died early Friday. He was 95.
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If you really know Carolina Basketball, you know Freddie Kiger. Freddie started doing stats for Coach Dean Smith in 1974. Let that sink in - 1974! An amazing 50-year career. An amazing person. One of the gosh darn nicest persons you’ll ever meet.

Happy Anniversary to the one who makes it all make sense 💕

Thank you for the very best three years, Clarke Martin!

NOTHING FINER.

#GDTBATH

I want to see *that* photo of Armando.