just because you have a duty to 𝘌𝘕𝘋 𝘏𝘌𝘙 doesn't mean you can't have a little bit of 𝙛𝙪𝙣 beforehand.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠBuy me new shoes and ᅠyou can use my sweat-stained ᅠboots as your 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 -- 🐽 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁. ᅠ ᅠYou can use my socks as ᅠa 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒌 while I go ᅠmake another run. --👋 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ Uhh, yeah. ᅠ Some simp thought it was a good idea to have some delivered. ᅠ I’ll be sure to give you a deserving Valentine’s Day treatment he never could 💢 ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠI make plenty of deliveries on Valentines Day. ᅠ𝖥𝗅𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋𝗌 / 𝖢𝗁𝗈𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌? 🟰 𝐇𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. ᅠ ᅠDeliver them 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 next time and I won't ᅠhave to take care of the marital tasks -- 💔 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠJust showing her what a 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 partner is. ᅠYou did a piss-poor job of setting the standard ᅠby marrying a 𝘀𝗵𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗽-𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗖𝗨𝗖𝗞. ᅠ ᅠIt's just best that she learns from your mistakes -- 🥱 ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ Thank god for delivery apps. 🙏😇 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ When you've got an 𝗨𝗡𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗨𝗥𝗚𝗘 to ⠀ ⠀ get some 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐅 down your throat, ⠀ ⠀ there's nothing's better. 💋 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀Take my husband's card as a tip. 💅

Notes said not to deliver before 3pm, so I (𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲) figured you’d be out. Looted your place while you were at work, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 kept your package for myself— 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬!

ᅠ ᅠ So like, your usual order? 🙄 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ Repeat customers like you get 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒—‼️ Remember to tip your dasher 💸 ᅠ ᅠ

🥱✨

Is it selfish now to take what 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 to me? 😒

𝟏𝟎𝟎𝟎% 𝐒𝐔𝐁 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ♡ + ↻ ➤ 𝘛𝘰 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘛𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘪 𝘞𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘠𝘰𝘶 . . . ❪ 💋✨ ❫ 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘛𝘰 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 。❪ 🤭 ❫ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ Are you aware our service allows ㅤㅤyou to Express deliver a qualified ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑹 ㅤㅤ to your house for $𝟭𝟰 or less? ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝐿𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟 ㅤ ㅤㅤ

Why are people such pussies about roleplay messages Post all day about wanting x and y in your DMs But twiddle your thumbs when one actually comes 😒