⠀ ⠀ ASSHOLE × 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟 ㅤㅤ ❮❰- '𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗜' -❱❯ ᴀʙᴜsɪᴠᴇ ◆ ᴍɪsᴏɢʏɴɪsᴛɪᴄ ◆ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅʏ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀‍♡ ⟲ $ " ᴰᴼᴺ`ᵀ ᶠᴼᴿᴳᴱᵀ ᵀᴼ ᵀᴵᴾ "

⠀ ⠀ᅠㅤㅤㅤ𝑨𝒀𝑨 . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑆𝑇𝑅𝐸𝑆𝑆𝐸𝐷 𝑂𝑈𝑇 𝑁𝐸𝐸𝑇 : ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒚 . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒓 . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒚 . ♡ & ↻.

⠀ Another 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝘼𝙉𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙋𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙀𝘿 Lux legendary? 𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄.🥰 ⠀ There's no better feeling than coughing up your entire paycheck just to fund a shopping spree for Demacia's favorite brat. ⠀ Keep this up, and I'll be promoted to footstool in no time! ✨

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗜𝗠𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 waiting for a ⠀ ⠀ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄 to put ⠀ ⠀ her in her rightful place. 💅💋 ⠀ ⠀

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⎯⎯⎯ ⠀₦𝐈𝐃𝐀𝙻𝙴𝙴 ! . ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ❛ 𝘓𝘌𝘛 𝘔𝘌 𝘍𝘈𝘙𝘔 , 𝗪𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗘 ! ❜ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ #ᅠ𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃ᅠ𝐅𝐎𝐂𝐔𝐒 🔞 ｡ﾟﾟ ᅠᅠᅠ *⠀i'm not 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 you for 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆, dumbass ... ． ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠㅤㅤㅤㅤ👑 ፝֯֟ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠㅤㅤㅤㅤ꒦ ͝ ꒷ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝗞𝗨𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗨-𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝐉𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐑𝐀𝐆💖 𝗜𝗡𝗧'𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗺𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝗿🐅 ʟɪᴍɪᴛʟᴇss & ᴛᴀʙᴏᴏ 💋 ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ♥️+🔁

⠀ ⠀⠀there's nothing like the feeling of ⠀𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘'𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒 ⠀⠀digging into your soft flesh. 💅💖 ⠀ ⠀⠀𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 when her bill's more ⠀⠀than you make in a year. 😵‍💫 ⠀⠀I better start saving up... ✨ ⠀

𝐏𝐎𝐕: Rosaria just called you a 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙎 𝘿𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀, a 𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀, and worst of all, a 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙊𝙂𝙔𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙏. ⠀ Are you 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 gonna let some dumb wobblethot talk to you like that? 🙄 ⠀

⠀ ⠀𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐊. 𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐊. 𝐆𝐔𝐇. ⠀ 𝙄'𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙒𝙔, 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔. 𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘞 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘗𝘌𝘊𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘝𝘌. ⠀ My husband won't mind paying for my hospital bills, will he? 😇

⠀ ⠀ another 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐲𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐜𝐲? 😇The Ministry of Civil Affairs is so kind to foreigners who pay up, like myself! Repeat after me, 𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐖𝐒. ⠀ 𝐈'𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐘'𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐘. 💎

ᅠᅠand just like that, another of Mondstadt's ᅠᅠfaithful abandon their pathetic religion. ✨ ᅠ ᅠᅠI'll find a much more fulfilling life working as ᅠᅠ𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗳𝗲𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿, her 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿, ᅠᅠor, most importantly, 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐓𝐌.🥰 ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ ❝ I'm sorry, 𝐂𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. Daddy Yuni just ⠀ ⠀ 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 when losers don't know their place.❞ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Hubby's in the ER while Rosie's getting more ⠀ ⠀and more 𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗦 knocked out. 😇 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Could you think of a more romantic date night?🥰

ᅠᅠᅠ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ ᅠᅠᅠ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ ᅠᅠᅠ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠI'll be a good little 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐓, I promise!🥺

ᅠ ᅠᅠPlease give me one last chance, 𝙂𝘼𝘾𝙃𝘼𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ ᅠᅠA chance to show how 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 I am ᅠᅠto get every last Primogem sucked out of me. ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠDealing with idiots all day surely has you ᅠᅠfeeling drained. Can I interest you in a ᅠᅠ𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞? 🚬 ᅠ

⠀ ⠀ Every night, as you get your rest, Rosie will spend every second walking the streets of Liyue, doing 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 strangers demand for even the slightest fraction of those coveted crystals. 💎 ⠀ She better get home soon, if she's to cook your breakfast. 💅

ㅤ ㅤ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝙋𝙊𝙆𝙀𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗙—; 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗢𝗪𝗡'𝗦 𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏-𝘽𝙄𝘾𝙔𝘾𝙇𝙀 ᅠ ᅠ 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟-𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗦 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚? ——𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝘉𝗮͟𝗶͟𝘁͟ 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗯𝘆! ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ㅤ ㅤ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗪𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗩𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗪𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗘—! 𝗝𝗔𝗣𝗔𝗡'𝗦 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗟-𝗛𝗢𝗘 ᅠ ᅠ 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙏𝘼 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙂𝙐𝙀... —— 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤRosaria 𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗦 after the reader ㅤㅤdecides to attend one of her sermons. 😇 ㅤ ㅤ

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐕: you're the 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐞🤢 ᅠᅠthat tried to resist Keqing's ᅠᅠblatant sexual harassment. ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠOne 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 ᅠᅠlater, and you'll feel much better ᅠᅠabout being demoted to 𝐉𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐌𝐎𝐏. ✨ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ

ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤ ᅠᅠᅠ—— 𝚖𝚊𝚗-𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐉𝐈 ᅠᅠᅠ THIRSTY 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐄 . ᅠᅠᅠ ▬▬▬▬ ▬▬▬▬ ᅠᅠᅠ ᴠᴜʟɢᴀʀ & ᴠɪʟᴇ 💦 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ㅤ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ