⠀ Don't mind her limping— ( It has nothing to do with her foot making sudden, highly violent 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫-𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 contact with a structuraly sound section of her ship ) ⠀

⠀ Her. . . ? ⠀

⠀ Probably a bottom too— ( ????????? ) ⠀

⠀ Seven separate fractures. . . 𝐎𝐮𝐜𝐡— ⠀

⠀ Well. . . He can actually make funny jokes after all— ⠀

⠀ No amount of bacta is fixing that, not quickly at the very least. . . ⠀

⠀ Well, for starters. . . He looks utterly ridiculous— ⠀

⠀ He is already disrespecting her 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 just by wearing it— ⠀

⠀ Ohhh, masks are so edgy. . . ⠀

⠀ Agreed, they are 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞— ⠀

⠀ In her dreams, 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞— ⠀

⠀ That would be a charge of indecent exposure to add his criminal record— ⠀

⠀ He must be near a window. How else would her informants have alerted her to this crime of his—? ⠀

⠀ Hardly, the picture has already been deleted from her datapad. Not to mention, she has seen far more attractive men than a poor broken soul like him could ever even hope to be— ⠀

⠀ ❝ And to think I was once part of the Jedi Order. . . Silly little 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 me— ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ So little imagination— ❞ ⠀

⠀ Guess who has just returned from the most 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, tedious crime–solving assignment to 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 exist in all of history—? ⠀

⠀ And people wonder why 20th and her fellow Inquisitors have such 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 all the blasted time, by the Force. . . ⠀

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