She had a gay and retarded brother

They really need to extend the time limit on reels so the second date updates fit in 1 video

Sneaky Wednesday? Gotta honor the 42 car

We are upperclassmen in college and you are driving 5 hours to come to a fraternity party. Grow up.

Wrong band for Pi Kapp Oasis idiot

2 years ago at this time Jalon Walker and I were walking into the same accounting class. Today he will earn an 8 figure contract and I will be arguing over the price of a Steigl

If you see a homeless person in North Carolina, they might be retarded

This “40 year sentence” is supposed to be hard?

Jokes on you Delta. Might’ve denied my standby request but guess who just won a free 6 concourse bar-crawl

How they expect you to react when they say “we’ll give everyone their 15 minutes back” as if that changes the fact I’m still stuck here another 7 hours

This guys in for a successful night

So Angel Reese hits a strip tease and suddenly it’s an “empowering thing”

First year without the SEC Excursion tailgate. How are the chi phis gonna do hot seat???

Still can’t believe they didn’t give Zion Branch a curtain call

This is not a JV setup

So you can now frame mog in Snapchat by typing

Seriously Publix PublixHelps figure out how to make a sub in a reasonable amount of time

Jam bands and an oyster festival in the same weekend. The dark side is quickly converting me