I love having a pen behind my ear, just being a bloke with a pen behind his ear, nothing like it

Americans are too thick to vote anyway, they should put us back in charge. Send Gary Barlow's massive son over to rampage through a major city until they surrender

president fart

[screams]

luv cookin, hate eating, simple as

Paris Saint-Germain ce soir..

idk who needs to hear this but you can buy 100 mini rubber ducks for like £7

c'mon man

when did gig tshirts hit £30 a pop 😭

exciting night in the doves household as I'm making cottage pie in the hole

does anyone want to buy a bored ape? Dm me

Jake Paul will have to watch Mike Tyson closely. He will be trying to punch him

Rap History: MF DOOM - ‘MM..FOOD’, released November 16, 2004.

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off to bluesky lads x