my uber driver just asked if i mind music with explicit content and then put on up up and away by kid cudi skdldldk

every saturday night i always tell myself that i’m not gonna stay out too late or drink that much because i work at 9am on sundays and every saturday night without fail i end up staying out til 3am and almost blacking out however, i do always make it to work on time so 🤷🏻‍♀️

how can i make Kacey Musgrave's wildly personal divorce album about me

Mellow Mushroom.

ok f boy island is too fucking good dude they have literally cracked the code to the best reality dating show formula

You ever get a lil excited to hear that a job you quit started to get a whole lot worse afterwards?

sometimes the meaning of a tattoo is that you got it when u were 18

i hate to say this because i literally love her so much but other than a couple of songs,the new kacey album is…… underwhelming

You’ll end up really disappointed if you think people will do for you as you do for them. Not everyone has the same heart as you.

the most shocking part of lularich was the fact that so many people loved that ugly ass clothing

Ain’t no way bro 😭😭😭

austin peeps!! if ur not going to ACL and looking to make a lil extra money Carpenter’s Hall is looking for ppl to help out both/ either weekends of ACL. we’re doing beer garden style service w/ very limited menu so it’ll be super easy and great $$ dm me if ur interested!!

man Twitter is funny but the comment section on TikTok?!?? DIFFERENT

get to work

Do y’all think Snoop and Martha ever came close and then stopped themselves like we can’t we’re business partners

getting cut then going to poop before i clock out so i can take a shit on the company dime

They did him like you do your dog 😂😂