men who use magnum condoms will leave that wrapper on ur bedside table like it’s a goddamn origami swan

frantically clearing my calculator app like i’m deleting porn search history bc i’ve just entered 4x20

sitting next to my dog ignoring him while i look at pictures of him on my phone

“you shouldn’t eat in bed.” okay. i’ll blindly follow restrictive orders instead of luxuriating in the sanctity of self-made quotidian pleasures 🙄

I’ve been mocked for the way I dress for decades now, so this GQ Magazine piece by damien was an unexpected and amazing vindication! Many thanks Damien, the transgender guys and other transmascs for seeing me as *any* sort of inspiration, let alone one for style!

'His irreverent, juvenile sartorial sensibility has, improbably, crossed over to swaths of young transmascs in creative fields. They might prefer the movies of Jane Campion, but they dress like Mallrats.' GQ Magazine damien

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Today's My Internet is a real comedian: damien!

Damien believes the painted nails emoji is both the signified and the signifier and worries that one day his children will put him down for being technologically illiterate.

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With our Masc collection—a decades-spanning 19-film celebration of films spotlighting trans men, butch lesbians, and gender-nonconforming heroes—now playing on the Criterion Channel, co-curator Jenni Olson shares a selection of favorites. 🧵criterionchannel.com/masc

i actually like when google maps is like “in 500 feet keep going straight” bc i’m like okay. now That’s something i can do

there should be Make a Wish for ppl who aren’t dying but just want something really bad

sometimes i’ll see that someone was a lawyer before they became a writer and be like “oh wow, i still have so much time” even tho what they were doing w their time was going to law school/practicing law and what i’m doing is sort of nothing

Please return her back to her family, TODAY. We are praying for the Jacksons.
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the person who always views ur instagram story first doesn’t have a crush on you, they have a debilitating addiction to their phone

just thought about the fact that most of my friends are asleep right now and picturing them all sleeping is so cute

i LOVE this guy 🙄!!! he’s rolling his eyes. that’s so me

I have been taught to yell “stop resisting” and “drop your weapon” after firing a gun, because bystanders will remember you said it and their memory will automatically reverse the order of the events to make it make sense. Their testimony will support yours, because of this.

so hard when ppl ask for recommendations of things to do in new york bc i only go to dunkin and urgent care, and i don’t need any more ppl blowing up those spots

trader joe’s lube when

can’t help but feel that the doctor who just injected gonorrhea antibiotics Directly into my “good boy” ass tattoo was having a bit of fun on the clock