Happy 21st anniversary to the greatest woman I’ve ever met!! I love you more than everything and I thank you for helping me become the man I am today!! I love u forever @Jessica22035107 !!!!

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On vacation for a week. Going to use the time to look through the wives of wrestlers Twitters and screenshot problematic tweets and retweets.

It’s hilarious Kenny Omega listed all his athletic accomplishments but went on national tv and dribbled a basketball like a 5 year old who takes granny shots.

I bought one in XXXL, XXL, XL so I can have a size that fits for every 20 lbs I lose.

AEW rampage is on Friday the 13th? I hope Tony does what’s best for business and books Jericho’s 4th trial match to be Jason The Terrible. Who also came up in Stampede wrestling. Layers baby.

“Just doing my part! Thankkkkkkkss”

Sick Twitter unsuspended my other account after my appeal. I’m going to that. This account is a hellscape.

Kind of feels like this could have been avoided by simply accepting facts and not theories on a message board.

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Here is some live Audio of me attempting join this cult that Selma Hayek is in. Called Ramtha. This lady came out with a pistol and we discussed the vacation polices. Stay down the PSA at the end.

I had a cousin who went to prison and told me the Salisbury steak tasted like the cook farted on their hands and rubbed their hands on old IKEA meatballs. Never could go to IKEA after that. But please tell me how WWE is a prison when you had this in catering.

Blowing a major lead at home, forcing overtime, being sacked for a near-safety, then allowing Fat Randy to kick the game-winning field goal is such a Seattle way to lose a football game.

Lmao I ran into some friends I ditched recently and it seems always: letting it play out

I should show up to this taco spot this bartender told me she would be as a rib. Also I’m not doing that but wanted to say it to pop the 4 people who don’t have me on mute

I need to go to a sports bar where someone is just as big of a train wreck as me and make regrets

If I see Pete Carroll in public I want to announce that the first thing I’ll do is tell him which boarding gate I’ll be at so it’s physically impossible for him to confront me, call him a pussy and then lock my account when he finds problematic tweets I made in 2012