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it might be a work of fiction but the emotional trauma it put me through isn’t

if crows had hands they’d definitely smoke cigarettes

this is a good time to ask why the College Board, a private organization answerable only to its own board of trustees (all corporate consultants), has been allowed to operate for so long as a monopolistic quasi-government agency that runs education in the US without oversight

schoolkids deserve free lunches and to read books without government interference, and anyone who takes away their food or their books should be haunted by ghosts

normalize covering buildings in every shade and variety of ivy

Being a goth is not just for the young and edgy! We need more elderly goths who sit knitting cosy jumpers in graveyards. Goths who bake skull-shaped cookies while cheerfully chatting to their raven pals. Grandma goths.

Ignore this talk about “beach bodies”. Start preparing now for your *autumn body*, one with a detachable pumpkin head that you can throw at your foes riding on horseback.

not wip (work in progress) but wip (writer in purgatory)

The way I respond to the opening chord of The Phantom of the Opera is the same way my dog responds to the sound of a jar of peanut butter being opened

'Tintype portrait of a woman smiling coyly from behind a handkerchief'. Photographed in the 1860s. San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, Photography Collections.

Shakespeare adapted to modern-day high school comedy is one of the most important art forms we have.