Morning. Bollocks.

I have 1 new followers from Netherlands 🇳🇱 last week. See tweepsmap.com/!WoyWoyPom

I have 1 new followers from South Africa last week. See tweepsmap.com/!WoyWoyPom

It's Barry Cryer's birthday, which can mean only one thing. This is the first joke he ever told me. And the last, come to think of it. Happy birthday Baz x

I have 1 new followers from UK. 🇬🇧, and more last week. See tweepsmap.com/!WoyWoyPom

I have 2 new followers from UK. last week. See fedica.com/!WoyWoyPom

The final sea shanty of the trilogy 🎶⚓️(an adaptation of #Wellerman and #DrunkenSailor) inspired by Suella Braverman MP's recent speech on migration. We stand and sing in solidarity with a different vision from #Braverman's of what our country stands for & who it should stand by🧡

Special thank you to my 2 new followers from USA last week. fedica.com/!WoyWoyPom

Nipped down to the garage for a few minutes and 3 wickets go down.

The Netherlands are doomed

Number 3 tweet Guerilla Cricket #GCFromHome

The sixth and final tweet Guerilla Cricket #GCFromHome

Special thank you to my 5 new followers from USA, and more last week. fedica.com/!WoyWoyPom

Special thank you to my 2 new followers from USA, and more last week. fedica.com/!WoyWoyPom

Cricket is a game for everyone. This is another reason why we all love cricket 🏏

I can’t help myself! #ThingsWillOnlyGetBetter

I have 2 new followers from Thailand 🇹🇭 last week. See fedica.com/!WoyWoyPom

Boris Johnson launches his new book.

Special thank you to my 3 new followers from USA last week. fedica.com/!WoyWoyPom