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World Famous

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have you ever had a joke that that you, um, you had, you'll, you would, you could, you do, you would you want you you could do some…that you wanted to recycle so much you’d do anything?

have you ever had a joke that
that you, um, you had, you'll, you would, you could, you do, you would you want you
you could do some…that you wanted to recycle so much you’d do anything?
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I fight back tears. “I can’t believe they’re shutting us down” I run fingers along the seemingly infinite levers and dials. To me, they are an old friend. My partner breaks me out of my reverie. “One last thing. The man upstairs wants us to use it to recycle this joke.” Me:

I fight back tears.

“I can’t believe they’re shutting us down”

I run fingers along the seemingly infinite levers and dials. To me, they are an old friend. My partner breaks me out of my reverie.

“One last thing. The man upstairs wants us to use it to recycle this joke.”

Me:
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I slam the trunk shut. “I assumed there would be more of them.” I look at Ricky. He’s got that same goofy grin he always does. He empties his shells onto the blood-soaked asphalt. “You know what they say about assumptions” he says. “Oh god not this joke again” Ricky:

I slam the trunk shut. 
“I assumed there would be more of them.”
I look at Ricky. He’s got that same goofy grin he always does. 
He empties his shells onto the blood-soaked asphalt. 
“You know what they say about assumptions” he says. 
“Oh god not this joke again”
Ricky:
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What they don’t tell you about space travel is that it’s…boring. Absolute vastness ricochets from being moving to maddeningly banal. Go look at the stars tonight. See how long it takes before you step back inside. I catch my reflection in the pod window. Its all one big joke

What they don’t tell you about space travel is that it’s…boring. Absolute vastness ricochets from being moving to maddeningly banal. 

Go look at the stars tonight. See how long it takes before you step back inside. 

I catch my reflection in the pod window. Its all one big joke
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I snap myself awake. Something is different. I feel as if a time loop is breaking. Something is sticking out from underneath my cuff. I unroll my sleeve slowly. It’s a tattoo. It reads “RECYCLE JOKES” I faint.

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MFW my boss gives me the keys to the agency Twitter account and I use it to make the same joke over and over again for literally a year:

MFW my boss gives me the keys to the agency Twitter account and I use it to make the same joke over and over again for literally a year:
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there is an entire world of independent rock music that is not on the same 5 labels, covered by the same 4 publications, managed by the same 8 managers, worked by the same 6 publicists and yet – believe it or not – this music reaches and moves millions and millions of people