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Was great in the movie theatre… remember those? Give it a try.

The Asante Samuel effect

Whelp. It’s a good thing I don’t care about sports anymore.

Just so we're clear: they had fewer cops and crime went down.

A nutshell.

I don’t ever wanna see Embiid on a court with Curry again after this summer

I need Tony Hawk to get pissed about this ASAP.

No, Goddamnit, WashPost, it's not on her. It's on him and you. She faces nothing but racism and misogyny. You, as editors, face the test of how you will deal with that. You fail.

Folks on their high horse about how much people are running with the untrue (probably?) JD Vance couch thing seem to be missing the greater point - that JD Vance just seems like a dude who would fuck a couch and that’s what’s funny.

Curry when it matters >>>

NIGHT NIGHT

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Gabby Williams 👀

why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

“I mean listen, I realize I might be in the minority here but I think Gene Hackman in The Firm is a top 5 supporting performance of the 1990s”

Look at Curry man