when u think ab it waluigi is just the version of luigi that fucks

trying not to look at twitter right now is like trying to just focus on playing crash bandicoot while your parents are screaming at each other in the other room

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TIL Gavin Newsom tried & failed to turn a hilly patch of Fillmore into a massive ski jump for something called “Ice Air 2005” when it was 80 degrees outside b/c the event sponsor sold ski gear at a cafe owned by his wine business. idk how I lived here 10 years & NONE of u told me

“Me and my mate Dave are looking for a housemate looking to put up with every single red flag under the sun”

then I got in and the first piece of mail I opened was a threatening letter about not having a TV license

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Wiz has acquired Dazz! Wiz has acquired dazz dazz is now wiz if you work for dazz you are wiz now, you are not dazz, wiz

going into every bathroom and screaming "I AM BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE" until security asks me to leave

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1/ Here’s a story about how journalism works. Spoiler Alert: This is how we decide *not* to publish. We were recently looking at Pete Hegesth’s different statements over the years about West Point, where he has said he was admitted. First stop: West Point.

a bris? call that circ-ed du soleil

Porsche deleted their tweet over this one

This man is the David Attenborough of our time