Soon Naomi Wolff will be getting upset about being mistaken for Naomi Klein.

Oliver Dowden in happier days with Nadine Dorries and Dominic Raab

You can sense the palpable despair of most of the broadsheet punditry as it dawns on them that Liz Truss is in all likelihood going to be Prime Minister and will probably go on to smash Keir Starmer in the general election.

Do the police make a habit of tipping off suspects' mates before arresting them, or is that one of these odd Scottish things like 'Procurator Fiscal'?

You'd have thought he'd stay away from yurts after the Greensill business.

If anyone fancies joining I will be starting the first annual 'Runaway Horse Memorial Pub Crawl' from 11am tomorrow

At least this means they'll never get to Rwanda, Ryanair's Kigali hub is probably near Ramsgate.

Incredible. Conservative London mayoral candidate Susan Hall now tells LBC she's backed universal free school meals for primary school children all along 'and that can be documented'.

Here she is just earlier this month calling them 'wrong' and twice saying she'd scrap them

Just the Conservatives after 1979; Labour after 1997; and the Conservatives after 2010. 🤷‍♀️

If you're wondering about the basic plausibility of this claim, it works out at a little over £1 million per civil servant.

One of the problems with this is that it'll perfectly possible to be a very high-profile campaigning politician during the coming general election without yourself being a Parliamentary candidate. Humza Yousaf is one example, Farage could be another.

Treasury brain is thinking roads, which don't generate income, are worth funding, but public transport links, which do, are not

I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right

Oh right so when human runners do it it’s a “marathon” but when horses do it it’s an “incident”

The BBC cut away from PMQs to go to the snooker, and frankly that's a great choice.

there are supply teachers that are tougher regulators than Ofcom

THIS WEEK'S HOBBY IS THE LOOKING AS LITTLE LIKE JOHN LENNON AS POSSIBLE HOBBY

Everton have sadly become a case study for every major issue in modern football:

how you play, how a club is run, how you compete, how you spend, the economy of the sport, right up to regulations and - above all - ownership

There are two big reasons why

independent.co.uk/sport/football…

Jonah Lewie having his best day on Spotify since Christmas.

“i broke up with my beautiful gf over a year ago and gave up all sex and dating to focus on maoism. i 100% genuinely do not regret it why? i have more time for maoism”