it’s crazy how the virus is so much worse right now than it was when i was sanitizing my groceries

"it gets better" bro its been gradually getting worse for years

Pardoning Nixon got us Iran Contra. Pardoning the people involved in Iran Contra got us the Torture Program. Refusing to even pursue charges against the Torture Program got us Trump, who regularly pardons war criminals. We've tried elite impunity and it has unequivocally failed.

Here's how they raised millennial kids: go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college uuuh why'd you go to college if you wanted electricity AND a roof?? you kids are overeducated and over-gay

if you find yourself getting worked up from smash online, consider channeling your frustration into something more productive, like your fists.

Spotify gave me $2.25 for a song I wrote that was streamed on their platform 125,000 times. Seems fair.

Why do I support cancelling student loan debt for 45 million students? Because we canceled trillions in taxes for 600 billionaires. That's why.

how am I in my early twenties feeling like I’m failing at life because I don’t own my own house or earn 100k a year

Pong was released on this day, 48 years ago (1972)

"just ignore it"

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