*smacks Anders*

Contrary to popular belief, I do not hate all mages. I hate some mages. *Glares at Anders and Merrill*

The paint on my walls is starting to fade. I'm going to have to kill more slavers and redecorate.

The best thing Danarius ever gave me was his life. Oh, right. I took that.

You.

*Tries to remember how long its been since I've taken a bath* *kills a fly that is buzzing around me*

*glares at everyone except for @WillowHawke_; she gets a smile*

*yawns*

*fires a spitball at Anders' head when he's not looking*

"Those who bear false witness And work to deceive others, know this: There is but one Truth. All things are known to our Maker And He shall judge their lies."

*grunts*

*smacks Anders*

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