2 months in, gf is slowly menswearguying me before and after

I’ve been balding since I was 12

My boss has begun following me into the bathroom to make sure I’m actually pooping

My fingers rest on WASD, i buy the blue buzzballs because they remind me of fortnite shield potions

Go hollywood, put your family in the trenches, touch on your day ones

If I’ve always been the youngest guy at every job, does that mean people fw me or am I abusable

all quiet on the frontal lobe

Hearty ropes

I lean a little kiwi sometimes

Its gonna be a lil skies summer fuck w me I dare you

ethel cain making us small dick fat balls girls feel seen

Found weird little holes in my favorite shirt I’m going to kill myself

Mfs go to Texas Roadhouse wanting the steak to cut itself and to belittle women

i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans

Using Grindr to find a Lancer playdate for my Impreza

Save yourself the bmw and don’t brake check me man

Kegals till failure

Wouldn’t work on me

I hate my tiny penis, but maybe my hatred is what held him back from ever growing

I’m gonna be the first white rapper