The football should randomly explode

Thinking about how many young children like Marshmello and how some may want to see him in concert for Mellodeath only to be like

I took a job on the west coast and now my sleep schedule is wrecked

I love my job

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.

no offense to myself but wtf happened to me

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i am a complex female character

I am one bad relationship away from turning into Britney Spears

doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions.

I do not recommended forgetting to wear your aligners for two weeks and then shoving them back in

Don’t milk my oats please

Women really be out here with degrees, cryin over guys with only a birth certificate

I would pay a mcdealer for a McGriddle past 10 am

:// Park City Utah next Saturday with Daniel 🍌 + HAMRO 🇨🇦 Simulationevents.com

Pirates of the titanic

“I don’t know if this is the life, but it’s mine”

Let the summer travel begin

Nashville is one of the coolest places I’ve visited!