i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart

Mental health days are important

It issss what it issss

Life is all about paying taxes and death

If hells much hotter than this then I definitely don’t wanna go

I could ruin so many marriages and relationships if I wanted to be petty

Gonna grab today by the balls

Nicotine is so beyond addicting

So glad I got “time heals all” tatted on me, I need it as a reminder some days

Karma will get you

Spain but without the S

Healing

Man, I love the pipeline

Liquor and the bowl, has been saving my soul

Recovery..

You left me empty like a bottle of crown

Broken people, break people

shout out to all the lesbians in america and abroad! love yall mfers! amen!

Mornin’ 👋🏻👋🏻 We’ve all got that one true friend 😂

Fuck it, and Merry Christmas y’all.