Bartenders the second their hands touch a TV remote

seeing a vgk jersey out and about is the nhl version of seeing a cybertruck on the road

You know that’s right 😼

Hey I heard it’s 70 degrees and sunny in Edmonton…But they ain’t got no cup

Bald & Balder ✨💅

Looks like Lundell attended the Barkov school of “celly like you didn’t score”

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

BUILD THE STATUE.

The beautiful game

The panthers in the middle of a slump hearing there was an opportunity to put the fear of god in the maple leafs

At the Panthers arena drinking a fruity lil drink out of a hockey stick. This is what life’s about

BACK TO BACK I LIKE THAT RECORD

Nate Schmidt with a DQ gift card between his teeth 😭 unreal

Barkov paid someone $1 so he could have their Reinhart jersey

My brain is just a constant loop of Brad Marchand saying “shut the fuck up. It’s time to fucking PARTAAAYYY”

They just renewed their vows

I’m only like 3 episodes in and the UK Love Island is so much better