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matt (medicated)

@tinymancostume

good evening godless sodomites

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calendar_today03-12-2019 05:33:14

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video of an alien killing 31 people in a shopping mall, thousands of results on reverse image search for every frame so it’s honestly not a big deal

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how i be grabbing my girls waist to ask for money from her purse after seeing another gofundme for a nonbinary barista named Sock trying to escape a toxic living situation

how i be grabbing my girls waist to ask for money from her purse after seeing another gofundme for a nonbinary barista named Sock trying to escape a toxic living situation
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the absolute worst thing you can do to your self esteem is actually test your vert. it’s imperative you live as much of your life as possible believing it’s “probably a little above average idk”

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i work at Boston Dynamics and i’m the guy whose job it is to create a world where robots who can backflip are traded like bars of gold before we have to default on all our loans