Holy mother of a banshee, you are not wrong. *winks* A good looking familiar face at that.

@WingmanGarrus My dazzling tactics have overwhelmed you. Completely understandable.

@WingmanGarrus I tackled you, defeated you and now... *taps him teasingly* ...you're my bitch.

@WingmanGarrus *chuckles* Relax. Im joking.

@WingmanGarrus Sober. It's terrible.

@WingmanGarrus Doc Chakwas is an evil, sadist who has hidden all my booze. And taken away my credit chit. *pouts*

@WingmanGarrus *Looks at bottle, looks at him, looks at bottle. Gets teary-eyed* ...I think I might love you. *takes bottle*

@WingmanGarrus *rolls eyes* Ease up big guy. Im not proposing. Im just happy to have this shiny bottle. *takes a drink*

@WingmanGarrus *watches him having a nervous breakdown with a raised eyebrow and a smirk. Calmly takes a shot of whiskey.*

*Does her best impression of a dying hanar. Floppy limbs and everything*

*wanders on to the timeline* Yeah, Im back. What? Atleast it's not two years and a death certificate later this time.

//Do yourself a favour and look up the #OrrtMight tag. There are more then a few confused people asking what it means #Janeverse//

//AND SOME PEOPLE DEMANDING NO-ONE LET #OrrtMight CATCH ON IN THEIR VERSE! #ImDying

//Considering replaying all of Mass Effect as my wingwoman character. I've only played it as my character that Jane Shepard was based on.

*muffled tapping noise. Voice off in the distance* Can't believe I'm doing this. *more muffled noises* #ShepardMemoirs

*Louder noises, a throat clearing* I'm Commander Shepard and this... *barely heard 'is stupid'. Louder* is... are... shit. #ShepardMemoirs

*Awkward cough* Right. Let's just pretend that part didn't happen. #ShepardMemoirs

*Small blip, like the recording had to restart.* I'm Commander Shepard and these are my memoirs. #ShepardsMemoirs.

*quieter, like the user has stepped away from the mic* I'm going to kill Liara for this. #ShepardsMemoirs