First time driving in seven months and this is what I get

Im losing my fucking mind

Its only 12:30 and im too dr*nk to play pool well someone help im losing money

did a voiceover audition i didnt know would be over zoom looking like a ghoul. Time to find out if my voice outshines my clear and present disregard for my own wellbeing

Bar is playing metric(u know what song) i impulsively moaned the “oh yeah” bit to myself and now i think i have to leave

Look i know i only use my phone or post on here when im drinking but im swear im gonna cut my hair soon this is just getting ridiculous

I might have just joined a math rock band but im drumk so we’ll know more tomorrow

I want what they have

I went to bartending school

Playing Decode at the bar im hashtag crying

Didnt spend the night because i have spaghetti at home