Wait a minute now. Out of all my years of making forts and nooks, I have never thought of this.

Champions League semi-final First leg: Barcelona 4-3 Arsenal Second leg: Arsenal 2-1 Barcelona 95' Corner for Arsenal Hansi Flick:

Just betrayed my suya guy right in front of him and he was like “kostoma 💔”

Vision to START Discipline to CONTINUE Mercy to FINISH

Particularly when you’re carefully following a tutorial, only to arrive at a stage where your screen doesn’t match what’s being shown. Stuff of nightmares.

Turbulence sha. On my way to Abuja na so plane just drop, didn't know when I held the hand of the babe beside me lmaooo. As we land, na so the babe say What Turbulence has joined together, I laughed and said my wife will put asunder o.

Tryna be creative at 2pm is crazy

you go just randomly remember one nonsense wey you do in the past, shame go just dey catch you.

I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again.

I'm 30 years old, and finally I have my own room.

Hahaha 😂

So I was reading about King Solomon in the Bible, and honestly… this story messed with my head a little. In 1 Kings 3:12, God literally told Solomon that He would give him wisdom like no one before him and no one after him. Like… imagine being the wisest person to ever live.

I have the highest respect for anyone who took an idea in their mind, and turned it into something real.

Just because an opinion is expressed eloquently doesn’t mean it’s wise

1 ounce of gold is $4527 A carat of diamond is $7300 1 barrel of crude oil is $91 I don't know what you are selling that you keep asking people to dm you for the price.

One minute, you and your classmates are gathered around the class bin, sharpening pencils. Next minute, you’re attending each other’s weddings and naming ceremonies. Time.

To be a successful gym-goer, you have to move fast when you get out of bed right before your brain starts negotiating.

Husky dogs might just be the most dramatic and disrespectful breed out there. Her husky was howling, so she challenged it to come say it to her face… and what the dog did next left her in shock 😭

Wetin this boy study for school abeg?