So I’m in the hospital for an extended EEG and while they bring you in under the premise that you can pretty much go about your life just confined to your room is definitely a giant lie. Such a dehumanizing experience that’s not going to result in actual insight. 🙃

The thing about me is even though I don’t drink much anymore, I still love being the friend my friends call when they’re drunk. Need to spill ☕️? Gotchu Need an Uber? Gotchu Need a fake emergency? Gotchu Need to just tell me you love me? I love you too, be safe.

Facts. Same with The Grinch as well.

Dating someone with high emotional intelligence, who feels and releases their emotions, doesn't blame you for how they feel, and knows how to communicate their feelings effectively >>>

snoopy would hate some of you. he would laugh his little snoopy laugh at you in disdain. he would ash his cigarette on your shirt

When your best friends response to your preview of y’all’s upcoming morning tea phone call is: “OH SHIT !!!!!! Hahahahahaahha ugh this is my favorite soap right now” >>>

I honestly love this😂😂

when your chronic illness is chronic illness-ing and someone says “it’s always something with you” like… yes… one might say the illness is… chronic

when i pull up to mcdonald’s before 10:30 am

Tofu Tomato 🍅 in the narrative of our lives, we are both the authors and the first readers it's prudent to ponder whether the chapters we're living are those we'd be proud to recount the stories we weave with others should resonate with the dignity we aspire to, not just in the present, but

i love when she double texts me 😍

It’s me. I’m the friend 😂😂 and there will be 27 adhd tangents and probably 3 close concussion/near death experiences along the way. Buckle up buttercup😭

My 2023 year-in-review:

Honestly how he does treat me when he hasn’t seen me in a few days 😂

“You can google it” ok girl I was just trying to engage you in casual conversation online but sure I guess

my body count? like how many times i've taken communion?

If you’re not following me on other socials, you probably missed the fun announcement that I started a podcast. 😅 We’re 3 episodes + 1 guest in so far, come listen🥰 linktr.ee/realwildpodcast