glad i met my worst ho already mf prepared me for war

nobody talks abt how hard ts is to maintain

Job market is dark, u got qualified Doctors working retail

Money in football isn’t real. 40 grand for a bucket of soapy water

I’m so numb to L’s now this ain’t even healthy

if you are a person that presses your brakes on the highway every few feet when there is nobody in front of you can you please explain to me why you do that because I don’t understand ..

Have you ever tried sports betting?

You absolute melt

this Job be hiring anybody this ngga tryna heat up his food in the microwave with aluminum foil on it , i told him he can’t do that he talkin bout “im new here” 😒 Ngga u can’t do that nowhere. 😭😭😭😭😭

I have zero attachment issues; I will leave you alone like I never knew you.

You need that for yourself bruh

she’s the type to say everything’s fine then block you at 2am 2 days later 😂😂😂😂

17 degrees with sun Wednesday. Everyone must host a bbq to celebrate.

bro thought he was about to get paid 😭😭

I am that person who remembers that small favour you did to me many years ago.

When I see y’all car fucked up I just let y’all go in front of me cause you won’t fuck mine up.

Lmfaooo im sick of this shit

Btw I'm not saving your 3rd phone number. Get your life together.

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