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wisco mom

@whyallthesekids

mom of 4, not 5 if you count my husband because he’s a grown ass man

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The able-bodied 30-year-old who spends all day playing video games but is also enrolled in Medicaid is today's version of Reagan's welfare queen: there are a few of him out there, but it's mostly a myth Republicans have concocted to justify booting eligible ppl off Medicaid.

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I wish Google had memories like Facebook where it would say on this day 6 years ago you googled “is Bruno mars gay” and “how to stop diarrhea”

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How is this how I find out about this weird little thing? He likes cats, Billie Elish and the Golden girls?! Damn you Mickalodeon!

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Sir, what is the reason for wanting a divorce? She talks during movies. What, like, tries to have a conversation? No. She repeats every single line of the movie during the whole movie. Wife slams down her hand on the desk. “You knew who I was when you married me!”

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I’m sorry but how am I expected to not shout “Hey you, get your damn hands off her!” while watching Back to the Future?

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Sign me up. Nothing like hating a book half way through and finishing it until the end just so the book can reinforce how much you hate it.

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This sounds exactly like what someone that doesn’t have to grocery shop would say. Like what someone who has never stepped foot into a grocery store would say.

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My 12 year old daughter just found out that I have kept all of her baby teeth. She has informed me that she absolutely does not want them ever, under any circumstances, and I should have just thrown them away. Parenthood is wild.

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12 year old daughter wants a $35 Owala water bottle for school. Husband- Wait, that’s how much those things are?! Don’t we already own 3 of them?! Daughter- Yeah, but those are only 24oz, I need the 32oz. Husband- Just take 2. Problem solved.