heard it here first. confirmed MASSIVE game tonight #LANK #centel

girl came up to me at the bar. i shit my pants. we’ll get em next time! #LANK #GabbyvsErica

never kill yourself #LANK #cubbbbbies

the mexican next to me just spilled his beer in lf bleachers #shrink

jalen brunson if im ever on your block, you’re getting shot

alpren sengun is the reincarnation of osama bin laden

911 i would like to report a robbery. she has taken my entire 401k

this zym dude is a fucking loser #lank

skubal vs cubs. we will be watching #goon #mvpskubal

somebody tell rob pelinka to stop finger blasting the fat bitch he got using the lakers mid level exception and get a fucking big! #brondoes

if she’s puerto rican she’s a yapper #getbronhelp

mount rushmore guys to smoke with. who won?

big chillin at fairweather bar #legley #gopadresgo

top 4 cities in the us, 123 any order nyc la chicago, 4 SAN DIEGO #easy #whtboibron

guinness with no g to split, worse than a double homicide #splittheg

me at the urinal #curryfromwaydowntownBANGGGGGGG

happy birthday my sweet and glorious king #LePookie

pistons belt to ass to that sorry retard brunson #cadeandthem

god i hope wembys head gets blow off

father rick gets to watch a cade masterclass #mvp #icantwaittowatchyouondraftnightdaddy