thinking about the gf i don’t have

i mean he played wonderwall so i had to put out

vegans that smoke cigarettes are the equivalent of people that cut u off in traffic just to get one car ahead

fucked my way up to the top is the sad girl version of started from the bottom

nobody: nigga who smokes weed on snapchat all day: i know they praying on my downfall

Me deciding whether or not it’s too early to start skipping class on syllabus week x.com/PopstarDave/st…

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hmu if you tryna join my Twilight book club

If there is going to be class warfare in this country, it's about time the working class won that war.

okay so hear me out: “it’s not that spicy” is the same male trope as “it’s not even that cold out”

stray dog restaurant shirts are 40 year olds version of wearing supreme

y’all mind if i have a good week

friend: come to the show tonight the show tonight:

i once got paid in adderall to shoplift a weighted blanket from meijer

listening to fiona apple’s new album right before therapy might have been a mistake

yes ok, we’re friends but we could fuck if you asked