State House budget doubles to Sh17bn – higher than White House nation.africa/kenya/news/sta…

State house budget doubles to 17 BILLION while cancer patients are being turned away because of machine breakdowns at KNH.

— Marcus Aurelius

Singapore. Sink-apo.

Sometimes you're reminded 75% of KCSE candidates get below C+

GEORGE RUSSELL IS ON POLE POSITION IN AUSTRALIA! 🥇 WHAT. A. LAP! 👏 #F1 #AusGP

P1 in Melbourne, YES!! 🏆

“But we cannot simply sit and stare at our wounds forever.” ― Haruki Murakami

Worth a try 😅

This response from Webmasters to the Auditor General is very concerning. Very!

We had it all man 😢

Hapo kwa kuselect mwaka,unazungusha mouse kama kisiagi ya diesel,tumezeeka guys 😂😂

Thought it’s a joke haha: 900 ICU beds vs 1,450 MCAs

Co Gauff for Miu Miu (2026)

Because nothing is actually hard, it’s just unfamiliar.

What Clearlake have done to this football club should be illegal.

Pat Nevin: "If you think Liam Rosenior was the [main] problem and you're a #Chelsea fan, you are deluding yourself. It's something much bigger and wider. I try not to get too upset or annoyed or angry, but I do get upset for the fans." (BBC Sport)

🚨Jamie Carragher: “Those in charge at Stamford Bridge wanted to go about their business in a different way from Roman Abramovich. They have certainly managed that, spending over £1.5bn to make Chelsea less successful, less feared, less respected and less profitable. A

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

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