Through strategic collaboration with various gvt agencies, the Ministry of Ministry of Interior | Kenya has orchestrated a comprehensive & proactive, emergency response plan aimed at safeguarding lives, property & infrastructure during the ongoing flash floods in different parts of the country.

They won't show you the full story. Lying by omission as always.

This is the time for churches to open their doors for families affected by floods that are sleeping outside in the cold. But they'd rather pray for their sheep and wait for tithes and offerings on Sunday. CITAM, Holy Family Basilica, Nairobi Central SDA etc can accommodate 1000s.

Unknown to most men, the glue that holds their marriages and families together is their jobs. They'd lose both if they got jobless tomorrow. The benefits of being a willing slave!

We are all supporting Everton and Sheffield United tonight, donge? I hope I'm speaking for everyone.

A woman can lose her job and go home and become a mother and a housewife. When a man loses his job most of the time he also loses his family. Hypergamy is part of female nature; it has no room for pity parties nor their cousins. This is the uncomfortable truth men need to

Kenyan Public Universities Can Reinvent Themselves

Starting 2005 to 2015, Kenyan public and private universities had their boom era, raking billions upon billions of cash, from self-sponsored students. It was unprecedented.

Kenyan students had spent billions abroad, in Uganda

The Mightiest Profit Owuor has warned Kenyans to repent and turn away from sexual sin or the Lord will exacerbate the floods. He claimed that the Lord intentionally sent the floods as a punishment to his sheep for turning their backs on him.

Mlolongo and Syokimua are in Machakos County but Sakaja is taking the stray bullets for Yaliyo Ndwele. This is failure of leadership and environmental consciousness by the residents. Sad!

Kenya Kwanza administration means business when it comes to DeliveringThePlan. Azimio tethered livestock are about to say that you have been paid or you're dickriding. The truth, however, is that things are getting better by the day.

What if the rules are changed to 'Quote this tweet with a video of yourself wearing a booty short and twerking for my retired brigadier and stand a chance to win a 1982 coffin on wheels.'

Will you boyfriends fail to take part?

To the noise makers of that small London team without a European trophy and has not won the EPL for 20 years, good morning. Good morning once more...

Playing back passes and losing possessions. This is stressful to watch. Pochettino OUT. Nkt

Men writing romantic poems praising another man's woman. My gender really fell off spectacularly.

Reasons why men are avoiding marriage in the 21st century:

1. Economic refugees are looking for help, not love.
2. Brigadiers are opting for marriage as a retirement scheme.
3. Men are avoiding divorce.
4. Banks are giving notes for free, there is no need to go to work.

Reasons why you need a younger woman:
1. They tend to be more teachable, cooperative and submissive.
2. They are not alpha widows with many emotional entanglements, expectations, bitterness and traumas from previous sexual encounters.
3. Their fecundity is at its optimum.
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