I'm Doing My Part!

you would not believe your eyes if ten million burger fries

Autistic all by urself handsome?

is it normal to always assume you've permanently alienated a person after hanging out with them

no rizz just insane lore.

WHY AM I SO FAR BEHIND EVERYONE MY AGE?? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO DO THE SAME THINGS AS EVERYONE ELSE ??WHY CANT I JUST BE NORMAL AND NOT STRUGGLE OR BE SCARED OF EVERYTHING

sorry i can’t hang out tn im busy being a lazy depressed loser who cannot get my shit together

AH HELL NAW, I'VE BEEN PLAYING AGAINST THIS CAT FOR HOURS NOW, AND I WANT IT OBLITERATED

IP address? you mean the bathroom?

winston would never leave me

In a world where nuance is dead and dogpiling is the meta on twitter I think there's an actual takeaway here. You can never blame the consumer for not consuming, the product was just not worth consuming. Inversely, we have to stop pretending negative reviews don't harm the

DUDE ITS LITERALLY ME!! 🐧

wanna quit my job, wanna drop out of uni, wanna isolate myself from everyone and sit in a dark room and starve to death

another friday night in my 20s Gone…spent deteriorating…alone…no plans no friends no hobbies no interests no life no game no retirement plan no house likely infertile Having the time of my life but on the bright side at least i didn’t kms

i can't remember if i'm 28 or 29. doesn't matter i'm basically dead. i died when i was 25 now i live in the zone all the time

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