Posted a TikTok of my son & it got taken down for “nudity” because he didn’t have his shirt all the way on. I don’t even have words…

hear me out, 90’s country half time show next year and Shania Twain opens up the show and first words she says are “let’s go girls” i’d kick down my own bedroom door

Not sure if I’m flattered or humbled that my celebrity doppelgänger is Amy Schumer…

Me with the whole week off for spring break: “what am I even going to do all week?” Me all week:

Colorado has a special piece of my heart but Montana is becoming a close second

As a kid, I thought there could be nothing worse than my mom waking me up early for school everyday. Turns out that what’s worse is being the mom doing the waking up when you, too, would rather be in bed.

Me: “what’s your favorite holiday?” Kayle: “shark week” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

The awkward moment when you are subbing in middle school & people keep confusing you for a student…

If I see a spot and have to parallel park and there are more than 2 people watching, I’m just not doing it.

I seriously want to scream when I’m in the MIDDLE OF TOWN and my phone won’t work.

The way your body turns on you in your mid-20s is CRAZY.

Wears SPF 100 all day… *still burnt*

Showing my age here, but I really just don’t trust backup cameras.

“Buy me the shoes” 🤣🤣

Strawberry has got to be the worst artificial flavor.

My winter break brain just left my car running in a parking lot for 2+ hours🫠

Finding out that they can SEE you ordering in the drive-thru at Starbucks is really messing with my anxiety🫠

You know you’re a people pleaser when you catch yourself saying “please” and “thank you” to Siri.

Please don’t text me I’m watching videos of glass bottles rolling down the stairs