Please speak up if you’re wearing masks, it’s hard to hear some of you. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ #JustSayin

Which one of you lucky ba$trds scored some 69-420 satin red short shorts? teslarati.com/tesla-short-sh…

Yesterday felt like Friday, today feels like Monday 🤦🏻‍♀️

Stetson Wright walks away from the Wrangler NFR with not just one but TWO world titles - All-Around and Bull Riding.

do you ever just get slammed with a reminder that you’re literally no one’s first pick for anything you’re always just kind of floating there as a standby friend whenever ppl need one? no just me? cool

10pm- “I’m going to bed early tonight” 2Am- “ must search all of eBay and Amazon for things I don’t need, and explore all of Pinterest”

This man has lost his damn mind.

It would be nice if I had a normal sleep schedule. But here I am. Up at 3am. Again. Thinking about all the things I need to get done tomorrow. That will almost definitely not get done tomorrow 🙄

I’m about to lose my ever loving mind. Don’t know why I even bother with anything. Nobody listens to a word I say til I completely lose my shit

Let’s piss everyone off Tuesday. I’m a woman who supports abortion bans, I’m a conservative, I love guns, I’m not vaccinated and don’t plan to be, I stand for my flag and all it represents. Oh yea, Biden SUCKS

I’m just here to stir the pot yall

No one should be denied the choice to have family present in the hospital. Today, I signed the No Patient Left Alone Act into law to protect the right of Floridians to have companionship when hospitalized. Floridians will be able to visit their loved ones when it matters most.

Republicans: -Booming economy -Low prices -Safe cities -Secure border -School choice -Low taxes Democrats: -Recession -Record prices -Record crime -Border crisis -School mandates -High taxes

Elon musk is a legend.

Hillary Clinton

Way to go Ron DeSantis ! 🇺🇸 #floridaproud

Elizabeth Warren 🙄

“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing