I think I've spent $60 on materials to hang my $9 curtains . 😂😜

6: Did all these guys fight in a real war? Me: Yes they did. Except for Thomas Jefferson. You haven’t met him yet. You haven’t had the chance. #Hamilton Leslie Odom, Jr. Lin-Manuel Miranda

Isaias can’t hurt these!

Me: *sips coffee* 5: Hi Mommy. I got dressed and decorated myself. *proceeds to show me her dress, princess shoes, crown, necklace, bracelet, ring, and watch* Nobody teach her the word “accessorize”. NOBODY!!!

Taking that high bun out at the end of the day got me like

So you’re telling me that all you normal people with non-hyper extended knees just stand and walk? Like with out your calves burning like the pits of Hades and your knees threatening to collapse on every step? What’s that like?

Teachers do this every year. Countless kids come to school every day with trauma, a personal “pandemic” ranging from broken relationships to hunger. We’ve always provided a safe & positive school where kids feel loved & can learn. The 2020 difference is we all have a pandemic.

Plastic bags full of plastic bags = basic #ChristmasbagsinChristmasbags #birthdaybagsinbirthdaybags is where it’s at!

WE GET THE JOB DONE

Rewatching Sirens for the umpteenth time. WHY must we ruin everything good??? #YouLookLikeAKevin

Me: You’re killin’ me, Smalls! P: No YOU’RE killing ME, Bigs! 😎😂💜 *all emojis picked by the aforementioned Smalls

“It’s not a protest. It’s insurrection.” President Elect Joe Biden #GiveHateNoSafeHarbour

Husband: hands me coffee. Me: *groggy* thanks. H: Blonde and bitter - just like you! Me: 🙄🤔😬🤣 #HeAintWrong

Waking up earlier than usual in a hotel room is what wasting money feels like.

Loved seeing @johnson_osiris play tonight! What a class act too! Came back on field to sign my son’s game ball and fist bump! TY ❤️ ⚾️

Let’d add panels to every campus! cbsnews.com/video/schools-… @SDIRC_SUP Scott Simpson @CristenM_PIO

Hey Mott's…why is this the whole pack???

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I wish I got as excited about things as my 2 y/o does about peanut butter crackers.

Pretty much sums it up 😂