As a boyfriend, you shouldn't allow NOBODY to disrespect ya girl. And if you okay with that.. YOU AINT SHIT.

It was never cool to cheat. Having 1 loyal girlfriend is better than having 10 hoes in my opinion

#10CommandmentsOfTwitter Thou shall not assume every tweet is about them.

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

"WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY... Oh... Here it is..."

#ICantLiveWithout God. I don't see him but he works in mysterious ways.

Lying about dating someone? #OhNoYouDidnt

BASIC BITCH TWITTER NAMES: LICK my this, EAT my that, Roman numerals, pretty this , bad that , minaj this, monroe that or Barbie this.

Kanye West can say "I love pizza" and people will be like "he said I which means eye , and pizza is triangle .. ILLUMINATI!!!

I Hate When Girls Tweet about Their Relationship ALL DAY .. Bitch No one Gives a Fuk if your boyfriend bought you a Bagel!

My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..

#IDontHaveTimeFor being an option

When you text someone 'heyy :)' and they reply back with 'yes?' well excuse da hell outta me

#ImSingleBecause in our generation, conversations became texting; arguments became phone calls; and feelings became status updates..

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize yo ass was an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes..

Congratulations! You're a bitch!

Why are 12 year olds subtweeting? Y'all little asses tweeting via leapfrog laptop?

Blood makes you related, LOYALTY makes you family.

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition...

#ExcusesForCheating CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You don't trip and fall into coochie...