Using gluesticks at work right now #likeaboss #nevergrowup #BringOnTheShavingCreamToCleanMyDesk

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I really need a smart phone so I can tweet all the time like the cool kids #wahwah

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Garsh dern cedar river is almost in my house. That dirty sum bitch better back da fuq up

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Definitely fell asleep in a kitchen last night... #sorryiparty

@Richtjac23 @nathanklyn oh god I forgot about this. Any time is prime time. #drinkup #

youtu.be/sgfQ9o2-9BM #NoMoreSamesies

Forgot how edgy lunchables commercials used to be. youtu.be/AAi8u0w0278 #childhood #lunchables #storyofmylife

This might be the worst thing know to man. Like Arnold Palmers? Well F U, drink this. #newslogan #buyersremorse #ass

Pretty sure the snooze button was invented by the devil. #scaredawake #5moreminutes

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Tom Hanks had trouble putting on weight for his latest film cuz he has type 2 diabetes Must've been all those boxes of chocolates #oops

Marky Mark > Mark Wahlberg

I haven't twittered in awhile

Watching this game makes me want to play Russian roulette with all 6 bullets in the chamber #RoseBowl #Hawkeyes

Never thought I was a fighter but after this KimboForever fight... #putmeincoach

Lester is definitely a 1, 2, 2 and a half type of dad #debatenight