Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe

FUCK HES ALIVE

Stop saying it’s September 1st who said

do not let that mans death cover up what’s happening in Gaza. they’re still actively under fire as we speak.

Anas al Shareef, 28. A father and a husband, a journalist. Killed by Israel.

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My toxic trait is that approximately four days later I will be ready with a comeback after u insult me

It’s so funny when u get the “ur credit card was declined” email like yea bby I know don’t remind me

The gym is kinda stressful to go cuz if someone comes and asks me how many reps left ill cry

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century. nyti.ms/4qK137J

It’s so funny when ure getting ur blood drawn and the medical assistant goes “u have nice veins” yea its cuz everyone b makin this blood boil

Being a dentist is insane cuz wdym u r telling me is it okay that u jus ate a bag chips right before ur appointment like yes ma’am cuz Ill be doing ur Pap smear today

I hate when people come to the gym as a couple now I am reminded that I’m not skinny and still single

All I do at the gym is burn off my donut from the day

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

why do Americans insist on saying eye-ran and eye raq, yet they can say Italy

I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.

Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.