My marriage summed up in one sentence: “you can keep talking, but I’m going to sleep.”

Anyone else’s hands look like they’ve been through a cheese grater? #handhygiene #HealthCareWorkers #singhappybirthdaytwice

Dear Everyone, I'm 7.5 mo. pregnant & work 50 hr weeks. Please cut me some slack if I don't respond in 24 hrs. Sincerely, Exhausted Preggo

Major congrats to Brigette Zorn & philipzorn! Can't wait to meet your baby Z!

The Sunday Sads don't exist during maternity leave!

wish there were more people in the world like FERRIS OBRIEN 🎧. one of the kinder, gentler souls i've had the privilege to call friend.

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Zach came out on Facebook. His mother saw it. This was her note to Zach. (pic)

Huge thanks to the lovely mgr @loabiboutique for holding my baby so I could shop yesterday. Mama needed new clothes!

“Yelp OKC: Yelp is looking for: Community Manager - Louisville jobvite.com/m?3CdU5gwz #job” Reem Summer

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Wow “The New York Times: Children in wealthy families hear 30 million more words by age 3 than children in low-income families nyti.ms/H8JGYB”

Thanks for the info, philipzorn & Brigette Zorn! PMZ slept great & bonus, he looks like the Stay Puft marshmallow man!

Kudos, American Express for catching fraud on our account today. #tistheseasonfortheft

A fabulous read in Real Simple #GoodRead section by Elizabeth Berg. Love this quote about seeing each other as human.

Looking forward to my stay at NYLO Dallas South Side. Get a discounted room rate on me: flip.to/D0OU29-tw NYLO Dallas South

Please join me 12:30 Monday to launch my sandwich "Bird for Bark" to benefit the Oklahoma Humane Society! @… instagram.com/p/zqPHAlEGRL/

Enjoying #ARTiniOKC! Thanks Yelp OKC & Allied Arts!

OH 1492 Restaurant "I RUN YELP!"

Whaaaat whaaat! How cool is this group that I’m piggy back onto... Bruce W. Waller - the renowned author, Lyndi Zavy (Lyndi) - the fierce HR Executive, and Danielle Hoeltzel - a transformer of thoughts! #SuperGroup #OKHR #ITagAlong #LEADHR