WesterosGossips
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24-02-2012 20:57:41
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The secret of @JonBastSnow's magical curls is out! He uses a special bio lotion and Samwell Tarly has to curl-iron his hair every week.
Though Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen. locked us into Red Keep's dungeon, here we are. ALIVE AND FULL OF INFORMATION. Beware.
#TheWhoreOfTheYear Sponsored by @YourLordTywin, Petyr Baelish and special refreshment provided by Wyman Manderly!
#TheWhoreOfTheYear Presented by New Gregor (because he's very talkative) with King Tommen who insist on hosting a show since he speaks!
#TheWhoreOfTheYear Specialized jury: Tyrion Lannister, GrandMaester Pycelle and @GregorPartyDude. No men understand women as much as they do.
#WhoreOfTheYear Dead Whore Goddess The famous redhead, originally from the North. Achievements: GrandMaester Pycelle, Theon Greyjoy, J-J-Joffrey B.
#WhoreOfTheYear Margaery Tyrell A flower from the Reach, wants to be the Queen of whore. Achievements: Getting naked in front Renly Baratheon
#WhoreOfTheYear Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen. Lioness, whoring herself since childhood. Achievements: Banging her brother, assholes and a halfwit.
#WhoreOfTheYear Daenerys Targārio Is is true dornish whores are the best? Achievements: Convincing Ser Arys Oakheart to make a stupid shit for her c..
#WhoreOfTheYear Daisy the Whore Not very famous, but full of joy from her work! Achievements: GrandMaester Pycelle (again) and not getting killed.
#WhoreOfTheYear @MelRedPriestess Hot and dangerous as fire! Achievements: Convincing Stannis Baratheon to have sex. Quite a big deal!
#WhoreOfTheYear Taena Merryweather Beautiful foreign lady known for her swamp. Achievements: The only whore with a swamp.
#WhoreOfTheYear NOTE: We decided to leave Tyrion Lannister from the achievements, because he really had /every/ whore.
Any more tips for #WhoreOfTheYear? Send us your whores worthy attention. NOTE: "Whore" doesn't equal "cunt" so no Theon Greyjoy!
Now we move to something less serious: Sansa Stark buys a dog and calls it "Santor". We suppose it has something in common with "senator"!