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The secret of @JonBastSnow's magical curls is out! He uses a special bio lotion and Samwell Tarly has to curl-iron his hair every week.

Though Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen. locked us into Red Keep's dungeon, here we are. ALIVE AND FULL OF INFORMATION. Beware.

In following days in King's Landing will be presented a special Westeros contest: #TheWhoreOfTheYear! Coming soon.

#TheWhoreOfTheYear Sponsored by @YourLordTywin, Petyr Baelish and special refreshment provided by Wyman Manderly!

#TheWhoreOfTheYear Presented by New Gregor (because he's very talkative) with King Tommen who insist on hosting a show since he speaks!

#TheWhoreOfTheYear Specialized jury: Tyrion Lannister, GrandMaester Pycelle and @GregorPartyDude. No men understand women as much as they do.

#WhoreOfTheYear We proudly present you the nominees. We shall happily recieve your own tips!

#WhoreOfTheYear Dead Whore Goddess The famous redhead, originally from the North. Achievements: GrandMaester Pycelle, Theon Greyjoy, J-J-Joffrey B.

#WhoreOfTheYear Margaery Tyrell A flower from the Reach, wants to be the Queen of whore. Achievements: Getting naked in front Renly Baratheon

#WhoreOfTheYear Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen. Lioness, whoring herself since childhood. Achievements: Banging her brother, assholes and a halfwit.

#WhoreOfTheYear Daenerys Targārio Is is true dornish whores are the best? Achievements: Convincing Ser Arys Oakheart to make a stupid shit for her c..

#WhoreOfTheYear Daisy the Whore Not very famous, but full of joy from her work! Achievements: GrandMaester Pycelle (again) and not getting killed.

#WhoreOfTheYear @MelRedPriestess Hot and dangerous as fire! Achievements: Convincing Stannis Baratheon to have sex. Quite a big deal!

#WhoreOfTheYear Taena Merryweather Beautiful foreign lady known for her swamp. Achievements: The only whore with a swamp.

#WhoreOfTheYear NOTE: We decided to leave Tyrion Lannister from the achievements, because he really had /every/ whore.

Any more tips for #WhoreOfTheYear? Send us your whores worthy attention. NOTE: "Whore" doesn't equal "cunt" so no Theon Greyjoy!

What are the newest rumors in the realm? Send us your tips!

The true story of the end of Robert's rebellion revealed! The most shocking news being described by an insider: >

Now we move to something less serious: Sansa Stark buys a dog and calls it "Santor". We suppose it has something in common with "senator"!