"2026 será mi año" Yo, en abril:

Dating a first born daughter means you have 0.2 seconds to help. After that she’s climbing the counter moving the ladder and nearly dying because you took forever to help.😭

UPON GETTING MARRIED, a WOMAN must live better than she lived alone. NEVER WORSE.

I’ll never understand women that’ll buy car and lie that their man bought it. Can never be me. Make people no know say I be big madam ke?

I know I’m millennial but when did Snapchat become the standard contact exchange tool? “Add me on Snap” As how baby? Kilo shey phone number abi WhatsApp line?

Adulting is very strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

I think it’s okay to want more from life than just children and a family.

First born daughters.

I have zero desire to adult today. I'm also someone's child.

“men are naturally polyga….” blocked.

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

As a millennial, collectively I think it’s safe to say we’re burnt out.

Children seeing healthy relationships and marriages is important.

Turn that fan off

You can decide to starve & not feel guilty for starving another person.

I no think say una Dey watch movie before una Dey promote am sha.

wetin he dey do with person wey get gun?

no. cheating is hiding messages, flirting with other people, not letting people know you’re in a relationship, lying about the smallest things. cheating doesn’t start at sex and it most definitely doesn’t end at sex either!