this big upgrade is either going to completely change ferrari’s trajectory and turn this into a championship car, or it’s going to be one of the most disastrous upgrades we’ve ever seen.

*Vendor posts a product I’m interested in. Me: How much? Vendor: Please kindly send a DM sir. E be like say you never ready to sell market.

Sexually reserved men are the BEST. Well behaved, he won’t steal a kiss, touch you inappropriately but boy if you give him consent? FINISHED.

Bishop Oyedepo has been calling out bad governance as far back as 2014 (that I can remember). Nobody has done anything to him, his church or his businesses, in fact, his university remains the best in the country. So what are the others scared of? Even people older than him are

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭

"em dashes are a sign of ai" "oxford commas are a sign of ai" "good grammar is a sign of ai" we're going to have to start communicating in morse code if this bullshit keeps going

ah we have “most skilled driver” crying about retirement at 28 cos he hasn’t made the podium after three races 😂

once i plug earpiece, no try follow me talk.

Unpopular Opinion: If you’ve filed your tax, you’re part of Nigeria’s problem.

winning seven titles isn’t for everyone.

Respectfully if you haven’t qualified for 3 world cups in a row then the format is not the problem. You are

whoever told usher he was gonna be in the middle will always be nasty work LMFAOOO😭😭😭

Nobody hate Tinubu reach Bishop Oyedepo😂😂

me replying to moots tweets trying to befriend them

Wike. Again, I await your downfall. It may take time but it will arrive.

Why should a sitting president be the one to appoint the INEC chairman in the first place ?

Stink isn’t the word please. Natural scent sure, a little musk after a long day yeah🤷🏽‍♀️ it’s an organ. Not stink but yeah, real.

e no get any form of quadratic equation wey I no fit solve for secondary school, but you see that logarithm?😭 I use everything wey dey my body dislike am😭,that topic too useless bro😭

.Bola Ahmed Tinubu IF YOU LIKE MOVE MOUNTAINS, YOU WON’T WIN THIS 2027 ELECTION!