I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist

Please don’t throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. They can be used to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, mud and other contaminants from wildlife. Addresses below 👇🏾

when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at

When I was little I would see the same couple sex workers and tweakers on Mayport road all the time, now there’s a rock climbing gym next to a ping pong bar down the street from a kombucha brewery. The trailer park is still going strong though so that’s nice

UnUr

I am not a modern girly, I am not a trad wife. All I am is a middle aged blue collar man who wants a beer and, if god wills it, someone to complain to

I only have 1 speed 😎 (completing daily tasks like there’s a gun to my head)

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Hey, sorry for how I acted when our plans changed slightly. So long as everything from here on out goes exactly as I’ve planned forever, I won’t be like that again

fiona apple literally changed my life with this like

The thing Stephen King gets right is I did actually spend a weird amount of time in sewers and culverts as a 12 year old