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๐Ÿชฑrainy

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who taught that worm to dance?? โ€ข name like the weather and older than 21 ๐Ÿ”ž dnfi youโ€™re a minor โ€ขhe/theyโ€ข ao3; v0rfreude

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calendar_today01-03-2019 04:19:04

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A.V. Marraccini (@saintsoftness) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm sorry I'm depressed, I just did NOT bet on the total American collapse of respect for all humane and humanistic knowledge and literacy in my lifetime. Retrospectively, I should have, but I was under the naive impression people cared more. Even here. I know, I know.

ALU MBAKAZA (@aluu_rsa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fact: He traveled there for his cooking show & when they tried to block this one episode, he said he would pull his entire show from the network & this was the first time the world ever saw behind the walls in Gaza 2013

๐“š โค๏ธŽ (@mskmalibu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and Iโ€™m about to use that

loki (@harleyskooky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A reporter uncovered the full recording of Marilyn Monroe's last recorded interview and in it she reads the interviewer a statement about the "importance of kinship across race and class," and insisted it conclude his article twice โ€” and just like then, the headlines ignore it

PepperoniByte (@tastysolid) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this is very good for your literacy btw don't be ashamed to frequently google words you don't know, it's better to learn now instead of giving up especially in an age where literacy rates are at an all time low

swamp hag ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒฟโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฐโœจ (@potatoslav) 's Twitter Profile Photo

my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked โ€œwhatโ€™s the word for that in German?โ€ and he replied โ€œwe have no word for that. it is too silly.โ€

Mike Recine (@mikerecine) 's Twitter Profile Photo

God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.

๐ŸŽจArtsy M*rxist ๐ŸŽจ (commissions waitlist open) (@artsymarx1st) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this is a completely unhinged thing to do that has somehow been normalized under capitalism. imagine explaining to someone 300 years ago the idea of destroying 420k trees cuz a company went bankrupt

โšกโ˜ˆ๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐Ÿ’€ (@revenant_mmxx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you grew up in the '90s or '00s you were constantly hearing about it since grade school. They had us sit in assemblies in middle & high school telling us we all needed to go to college and corralling us to apply, or else we'd never find work. This is insane revisionism:

์ญˆ์œ  (@jooyeonsfan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

txt's hueningkai receiving the signed xdinary heroes dead and album from jooyeon ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ’ฌ: it says โ€œmy princess kaiโ€ ๐Ÿ’ฌ: i got it signed, i got it from jooyeon of xdiz ๐Ÿ’ฌ: we're super close! besties! ๐Ÿ’ฌ: he does call me princess sometimes but honestly he's even more of a princess

Brad Thomas (@bradleywthomas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ohioโ€™s six urban, blue counties make up a majority of the stateโ€™s GDP. A more sensible proposal would give these voters full control of the State Legislature.

Ohioโ€™s six urban, blue counties make up a majority of the stateโ€™s GDP. A more sensible proposal would give these voters full control of the State Legislature.