How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now:

what does Cardinals coach Kliff Kingsbury look like he does for a living

why be problematic when you can be automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh?

Lair of the Targaryens 🐉 🎨 by Hazem Ameen

I don’t think celery should be allowed to be in stuff like what does it bring to the table in terms of flavor, style, it lacks that certain je ne sais quoi and it should be outlawed

I know somebodys tio didn’t just lasso a whole ass tiger 😂😂😂😂😂

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

lorde announcing she’s back during a global crisis is exactly the same as avatar aang returning after 100 years

We don’t joke about this one

My weekend: The Gang Gets an Air BnB to Go Floating in NB and Finds Out Our Air Bnb Neighbors are Meth Heads

quarantine will someday end, but I hope this continues

if we only keep one thing from this pandemic, i hope it’s priests with water pistols

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m quite the scholar.

have we considered that perhaps troy bolton wasn’t passionate about basketball or singing, he just fucking loved attention?

Text someone w an iPhone “pew pew” Ur welcome for the temporary iphone rave