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Dr. Welgian B'affles

@welgianbaffles

President Elect of the United States

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calendar_today12-12-2009 04:27:55

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13. Originally titled “The very instant that we heard of Hitler's death on the radioand knew the war was over!” Dutch resistance members celebrate at the moment they heard of Adolf Hitler’s death over the radio, May 1945.

13. Originally titled “The very instant that we heard of Hitler's death on the radioand knew the war was over!”

Dutch resistance members celebrate at the moment they heard of Adolf Hitler’s death over the radio, May 1945.
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They call it the Museum of Science because people are using advanced research to invent new ways of getting directly in my way when I’m simply trying to walk around!

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My wife and I have a charming “weeknight easy meals” instagram account where we recommend straight up adding 3/4 cup of white vinegar to a serving of otherwise unseasoned pasta

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Just be saw the 2011 movie “Lincoln Lawyer” starring Matthew McConaughey and let me just say this: this movie IS my life, exactly, in every details

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I agree that young children shouldn’t by given cell phones but I would give a million dollars to be able to text with my four year old and hear the insane shit he says and thinks all day while he’s at school

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In 3rd or 4th grade I ate a Big Mac for the only time in my entire life and I still think about how intense and overwhelming it was…not a normal food